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With a heart ready to accomplish my mission, I took the screwdriver and the hammer, and marched towards the fridge. My job is to clean the fridge and I wanna do it with excellence!

I’m gonna hammer off the ice in the freezer compartment!!

Tong Tong Tong Tong, I started to chisel. Crash, a big plate of ice lost its retention and detact from the fridge’s wall. I showed it to my housemates like a prize.

Gambate! And I continue to chisel away. Tong Tong Tong Psst…. A swinging force from the hammer transmitted energy to the butt of the screwdriver, which head ram into the wall of the fridge and caused a little puncture. I hit jackpot, I hit the vein of the fridge. Why oh why,the screwdriver dun hit anywhere else, but the cooling circuit! Freon immediately flowed out, oozing yellow oily and intoxicating material.

Man, I screwed up again.

Soon, all freon emptied. The ice that I tried to chisel away melted naturally. My pancake, hotdog and fishball are fed to the rubbish bin. Aih aih….

Called fridge man. Came when I wasn”t around. Checked the fridge, called me and told me fixing this caused at least RM 260. I almost wanna pengsan. I literally pictured my RM notes growing wings and fly away. Oh, sob my heart.

I rather use RM 260 to do many many many other stuff. If only I just switch off the fridge and let the ice melt on its own. Oh, sob my heart.

Gwash…

First time ever heard plus Joke of the Year. Something so men’siasui’kan happened to B105, the styleful slackers. Having a hutang to Tenaga National Berhad 3 months of electricity bills amounting RM300 plus, ignoring the pink warning letterS, finally we came home after work to a house tat doesn’t have a single working switch.

Our electricity was being cut off.

A night of darkness didn’t dim out any hee-has of B105.

Instead, with Ivan, we all went out. My housemates accompanied me to the doctor (which I got a jab in my butt, first time).

Ai paiseh paiseh. Slept in dark and fanless air tat night. Thankfully, electricity was resumed the next day. One laughing issue…

‘Mama’ by Il Divo

Mama, thank you for who I am,

Thank you for all the things I’m not,

Forgive me for the words unsaid, for the times I forgot.

Mama, remember all my life,

You showed me love and sacrifice,

Think of those young and early days,

How I’ve changed along the way, along the way.

And I know you believe,

and I know you had dreams,

And I’m sorry it took all this time to see,

I am where I am, because of your truth,

and I miss you, I miss you.

Mama, forgive the times you cried,

Forgive me for not making right,

For all the storms I may have caused,

I’ve been wrong, speak to me

Dry your eyes, dry your eyes

Mama, I hope this makes you smile,

I hope you’re happy with my life,

At peace with every choice I make,

How I’ve change along the way, along the way.

Coz I know you believe in all of my dreams,

And I owe it all to you, Memek.